why should we?
December 21, 2009 | 04:08 AM

Why should they get the telescope, when we no longer have the taro? Whey should fat cat scientists eat imported food, when we have to rely on spam rather than hunt our own pigs?

Why should we let the haoles build their fetish-object to study the sun? We already know that the sun gives us life, and all life depends on it. "Momma always told me not to look into the eyes of the sun." But the haoles have forgotten this simple truth. They don't know where the center of the earth is anymore. That is why we have to drive them off the top of Haleakala first, and off the island next.

no more blood for science!!