Uh, do you really not know?
January 26, 2010 | 01:23 AM

Waiehu ball whanging is actually a highly specialized scientific study being conducted so as to track ocean currents and marine debris. As an added bonus, when happening upon said whang chunged, no one can help but feel the humanistic thrill of finding our superiorly synthesized makings washed upon the shore. Suck it, seashells!

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