Respect
February 04, 2010 | 09:43 PM

Respect goes both ways.

When some asshole pulls up in his fuming boat, you can expect nearby people to get annoyed and upset. Its called common courtesy and we all know that since Hawaiians claimed to be here first, that they own it all and everyone else can go screw. The rules are different now. You live on Earth, not just in Hawaii. They're not "your" islands anymore... not since Kam III gambled and sold it all away to the missionaries and other haoles. That is where your beef really lies, in the Monarchy that sold Hawaii out from under itself.

We also know the Hawaiians were extremely violent and performed such punishments as cutting off tongues for eating bananas as well as rituals to consecrate heiaus with babies buried alive in each corner. If I'm wrong, someone PLEASE correct me. Hell, Hawaiians couldn't even get along with each other. It took Captain Cook's guns used by Kam III to "unite" (read: bash everyone else into submission) the islands.

Eh, boat fumer! You no take care of your boat just like you no take care da aina. You pollute the air with your boat in disrepair. I'll bet you still use gill nets and spear the Humu too.

Aloooo-ha!

Kukui