March 25, 2010 | 07:10 PM

Ok, first of all, sorry to hear that times are tough. You have my sympathy.

Now, since you asked for my sympathy, I can tell you what *I* think of your Eh Brah: WOW! You sure are YOUNG AT HEART! You sound like a whiney, snot-nosed trustifarian college drop out. "Euuuuww wow, man, like, you are so rich, and you drive a nice car! That's like, so evil, man! Why can't you just give me a cup of coffee! Social Security didn't raise my income, so you shouldn't raise yours! Oh sure, you 'work' for a living. But that doesn't mean you can just, like, charge any amount you want. Don't be selfish! Think of me!"

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