its YOU!
May 10, 2010 | 03:00 AM

Oh wow! I heard about you! Not from the girlfriend, I don't know her. I heard it from her friend. You're right, you are NOT getting any pussy on this island again. I told a *lot* of my girlfriends.

Ha ha ha ha. But, you know, it is all for the best. The world is better off without another babe having to face your awful truth. (By the way, "EEEEUUUUUWWWWWW!")

Eeeeuuuuuwwwww, again