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locals think they are so marquis
June 06, 2010 | 01:34 AM

locals can't frickin' drive. They can't survive outside of hawaii, with the exception of Las Vegas if they get a good job washing dishes. fug 'em. "Leave the island?" Please DON"T!!!

too chicken to cross da road