family values
June 17, 2010 | 05:46 PM

so far, we have a vote for child-beating, a vote for forced sterilization, and a vote for eugenics.

things certainly are starting off promising. so, since this is hawaii, do we use eugenics to breed more hawaiians? do unemployed surfers / pig hunters get to impregnate more women than sensible people? (Wait! -- that's the system we got going on now!)

someone's brain left da island