you've got my interest
June 20, 2010 | 11:00 PM

politicians will bribe my lazy ass with welfare to buy my vote? Really?? Wow, Maui truly is paradise. God is Great, as they say at sufi camp.

Where do I sign up? Who do I have to vote for? How much does my fat, greasy, spam-eating, can't-get-me-no-lovin' ass get?

(and..how do i get a fat local woman to bear my bastard child? is it really just a matter of being a regular at the Tiki Lounge?)

vote for sale (cheep!)