Role-Play Response
June 30, 2010 | 11:30 PM

If some kane said that to me, i would say what I always tell 'em:

"Uncle, you just keep the champagne and caviar coming, and I guarantee you a night you won't soon forget. Does that make you a John and me a prostitute? Maybe, maybe not. I am here to bring you the divine gift of the feminine. I am the caretaker of mother nature, and I know how to take care of my man! I know protocols that you'll want to pass down to your children and grandchildren (if only!) Maui has been raped by colonizers, but you won't have to rape this waa wahine. By the time I get through with you, you'll be vibrating in harmony with the spirit of the universe..with a great big smile on your face!"

Lei'ohu "Reverse Cowboy" Ryder