Who cares about Lei'ohu Ryder?
October 04, 2010 | 07:14 AM

Why does what Lei'ohu Ryder sing about matter at all? Who does it matter to except Lei'ohu Ryder? Obviously, granny Lei'ohu is on a desperate mission to get as much attention as possible. To tell as many people as possible that she is a spiritual leader, a kahu, a whatever. So all she does is raise the question "WHY IS LEI"OHU RYDER SO NEEDY? WHAT WILL FINALLY SATISFY LEI'OHU RYDER? HOW MUCH ATTENTION DOES SHE NEED? HOW MUCH VALIDATION DOES SHE NEED? WHAT IS SHE NOT GETTING OUT OF LIFE, THAT SHE NEEDS TO CONSTANTLY GO AROUND GETTING PRESS FROM PLACES LIKE MAUITIME? HOW CAN REAL PEOPLE HELP HER FINALLY FIND A HOME, WHERE SHE WILL BE ABLE TO NURTURE HERSELF WITHOUT CONSTANT ADORATION FROM 'REGULAR PEOPLE'????"

Lei'ohu Ryder is a pathetic loser