I like getting beat up
February 02, 2008 | 08:49 PM

I'm glad locals kick the shit out of us haoles on a daily basis. We deserve it!! The haoles before us did some pretty scandalous
and dishonest things to the Hawaiians. We haoles must pay for their actions with the occasional beating.
Helpful hints for taking a beating:
1) Don't fight back. There's usually between 5 and 8 members in the lynching party so why bother.
2) Cover your head(turtle) I hope help arrives soon.
3) Always keep a case of Heinekens in your car to offer the lynchmen. It could save you a beating.
4) When pau, dust yourself off and continue your day with no regret. There's nothing you could have done to prevent this
beating.....except not moving to Hawaii.

StupidHaole