January 11, 2009 | 11:03 PM

Hey, Jacob, your dancing is awesome argument is all well and good, but did you ever try to slings drinks and serve food in a place where people can dance wherever they want? As server I really like the dancing-on-the-dancefloor-only rule! All is takes is one fling of a spastic groover's arm and I smell like gin and ranch dressing for the rest of my shift.

Bar Wench