Couch Potato
April 11, 2009 | 08:52 PM

Hey, I've talked to quite a few people who have received phone calls from Don Couch, asking why they are supporting the superstore ban. And frankly, anyone who supports Glenn Beck, like Couch does, is a nut bag. And no, I'm not Wayne. Are you Tia? Or the drug-dealing Covich? Or the pathetic turtle-man Deleon?

Scared of what's gonna happen