No Way Man!
May 24, 2009 | 11:18 PM

"The Big Lebowski is the Greatest Movie Known to Man."

Nuuuh huuuh. Captain Ron is the Greatest Movie Known to Man.

"Don't worry Boss, it could happen to anyone."

"Yeah, incentives are important. I learned that in rehab. "

'Alright, now stay with me: When we left, we had just enough fuel to make it to San Juan. And we are out of fuel. "

Handsome Guerilla: The American girls are very... what's the word? Superficial.
Caroline Harvey: Yeah. God, I really hate that. Like, I'm into different cultures and different ways of doing things. Like we're watching "Mr. Ed" on TV the other day, and he's speaking French, or something.

Katherine Harvey: Your boat sank?
Captain Ron: No, no, no, no. Not my boat. My boss's boat. Yeah, we hit this reef. Huge son-of-a-bitch. Ran the whole coast.
Katherine Harvey: Wait. The Great Barrier Reef?
Captain Ron: You've heard of it, huh? Smart lady.

Mike