Couldn't care less
August 23, 2009 | 03:51 PM

So helicopters come over my land regularly. So what? They provide drama and excitement, since otherwise I would just have the blue sky and nice scenery to look at. And did you say "vice" cops left "sheepishly"? Really? Sheepishly? Sounds more like a projection. If I had nothing to do all day but get paid to drive around the county looking at people's greenhouses, once I saw what was in one and I had milked the outing for as many on-the-clock hours as I could squeeze out of it, I think I would leave. Just leave, you know? Not "sheepishly". But maybe it felt better for Mr. Farmer to see two sheep leaving his property than to see two human beings just schlepping through their day. Dunno why. Maybe it's that drama thing again. Oh, but hey! This article is about stopping drama, right? Er...maybe you could tone down the drama by not getting your panties in a bunch about some helicopters...

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